have you ever considered
going to the freaking place
the response is more the response i know
oh know, how can you say
i took a AA map and a different route
got back to Shenfield
laughing my boobs off, getting shit, and nude women, women more time
they, they're, they, they're, they're {hey}, they're come outside

They come to Shenfield
near Hutton in a different tractor
from Whittington to Whittington
i'm not sure if they can reconsider
come fucking Dine With Me
or Fly Me To The Moon
ignore Omid Djhallili, he's fucking shit

when i try to work out what it is
it ain't childish
i remember, 1996
when Oasis sang shitty pussy 'Wonderwall'
it was the song everywhere
i j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-just couldn't stand it
and i was like, fuck off

i was the one to know but
i didn't walk off

They're come to Shenfield
{between Mountnessing}
to raise Swindon's big white ass
hope you choke
on this noose to the RAC or the AA
believe me it's all too far
i be making so many fucking noise
f-f-f-f-fuck, f-f-fuck off

Hutton is a nice place
but i don't consider Winnipeg
i know i don't, i know i don't
it was like a nightmare to me
oh, the things you see,
oh ah the things you see are

Tony Blair being elected
Michael Jackson fucking with children
Louise Woodward shagging babies

oh i can't help it
oh no, i can't help it

they're come to Shenfield
but i don't give a fuck
you stupid pigs at RAC ringing me up all night

'fancy living in Whittington'

but i do live in Whittington
shut up the names of Shenfield
but believe me it's not Ulster

They're come to Shenfield
(i know they're do)
they're come to Shenfield
(i know they're do)
they're come to Shenfield
(i know they're do)

but i know they're
do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

but i know they're
do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

but i know they do