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Song Parodies -> "Ooosh"
Original Song Title:
"One"
Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Ooosh"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
I can remember Keith Lemon
Cut to the truth that i am too lazy
Deep down outside, i feel Leeds
This terrible silence starts me
Back in the day, ITV was fantastic
Not like this Hollyoaks shit we'll have now
But back in machines that make me piss
This outrageous science stops me
Oosh, my voice has gone downhill
So Keith, please help me
Back in the day when MTV was fun
We'll had Duran Duran doing 'Rio'
Just before we had 16 And Pregnant
Oh, Hugh Dennis stops me
It's all over now, isnt it chuck
I am from Sheffield, cant we see
Deep down south, we're Texan
That terrible badger stops us
Oosh, my skin is turned to shit
So Laura Whitmore, stop that
Blackness, shagging me
Taking my stuff, talking Irish
How can I find, how can i see
How can I talk
absolute fucking shite
Dublin has stolen my drink
My girlfriend, my sunglasses
Also taken my heart
taken my legs
Johnny got his gun
Falkirk has taken MTV
Deleted my stuff
Printed my Guinness
Taken it all, stolen it all
Oh what a waste, innit Chuck
Cut to the truth that i am too lazy
Deep down outside, i feel Leeds
This terrible silence starts me
Back in the day, ITV was fantastic
Not like this Hollyoaks shit we'll have now
But back in machines that make me piss
This outrageous science stops me
Oosh, my voice has gone downhill
So Keith, please help me
Back in the day when MTV was fun
We'll had Duran Duran doing 'Rio'
Just before we had 16 And Pregnant
Oh, Hugh Dennis stops me
It's all over now, isnt it chuck
I am from Sheffield, cant we see
Deep down south, we're Texan
That terrible badger stops us
Oosh, my skin is turned to shit
So Laura Whitmore, stop that
Blackness, shagging me
Taking my stuff, talking Irish
How can I find, how can i see
How can I talk
absolute fucking shite
Dublin has stolen my drink
My girlfriend, my sunglasses
Also taken my heart
taken my legs
Johnny got his gun
Falkirk has taken MTV
Deleted my stuff
Printed my Guinness
Taken it all, stolen it all
Oh what a waste, innit Chuck
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