Bush nuts toasting while the world's on fire;
Jackoffs trip over their toes.
Fools tried carols—bungled by Senate choir;
Now Achcroft's an SS homo.

Many people know,
These turkeys, several missing lobes,
Like their Fuehrer aren't too bright--
Tiny thoughts. . .and their hinds, all aglow,
To take it hard and deep tonight.

There's no sanity on the way.
He's sending boys and girls to Iraq to be slain
Many mothers and dads now have to cry
"Cause his reign sent their kids to needlessly die.

It's clear the simpleton is in a daze;
He's "resolute" without a clue.
Who knows what he says when he babbles and brays?
Kerry's hist'ry—we're screwed.