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Song Parodies -> "Santa Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"The Christmas Song"
Original Performer:
Mel Tormé and Bob Wells
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Roasting on an Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Anakin McFly
The Lyrics
Santa roasting on an open fire
Bellies full of reindeer meat
Deforestation standing proud by the door
And pinecones to assail unsuspecting foes
Everybody knows
That hovercraft fetch a hefty price
And GM animals as well
Meanwhile, Dad’s got a new red fur coat
And a matching hat that’s swell.
The kids know Santa came today
Now, strangely, all that’s left of Santa is his sleigh
They know that Mom went up the chimney with an ax
And now Dad talks ‘bout selling toys off on e-Bay;
Yeah, it's hard to come by cash these days;
Hope the North Pole doesn't sue
And since now, Santa's dead,
We can pirate his phrase:
Merry Christmas
To you.
Bellies full of reindeer meat
Deforestation standing proud by the door
And pinecones to assail unsuspecting foes
Everybody knows
That hovercraft fetch a hefty price
And GM animals as well
Meanwhile, Dad’s got a new red fur coat
And a matching hat that’s swell.
The kids know Santa came today
Now, strangely, all that’s left of Santa is his sleigh
They know that Mom went up the chimney with an ax
And now Dad talks ‘bout selling toys off on e-Bay;
Yeah, it's hard to come by cash these days;
Hope the North Pole doesn't sue
And since now, Santa's dead,
We can pirate his phrase:
Merry Christmas
To you.
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Sounds a bit like something I posted last Christmas. Ghoulish. But one does what one must to survive.
I believe that CowboyDave ate deerMeat . . . . but never 'unchMeat, Sir !
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