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Song Parodies -> "Rush"

Original Song Title:

"Push"

Original Performer:

Matchbox 20

Parody Song Title:

"Rush"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

I say I do know why
If I own 2112
I'm a little bit Cuban
and I think Ayn Rand is so paid
Well I don't know
if I ever seen Rush live once
Couldn't stand that Geddy Lee
then I think it's ready to start
Don't know why

I stand up there
praising Rush to not play
that boring song 'Limelight'
then there that is Ontario
and they're do end the stuff
(while 'YYZ' was very good)

I wanna Rush you around
Yes I shall, yes I shall
I wanna Dr Hook you around
Yes I shall, yes I shall

I wanna meet Frankie Boyle
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna see My Bloody Valentine Well i'm Loveless

But I stayed in time just to see
Rush playing 2112
Just in time for all it's entirety
I quite liked how Alex Lifeson
got arrested in '03
All the cops were all Rush fans

Play it now
'2112' now, please play that now Although please drop 'Limelight'
I don't like it
Just relax please
But I've seen it all beforehand

I wanna Rush you around
(Yes I will, yes I will)
I wanna calm Geddy down
(Yes I will, no I won't)

I wanna get him a Xbox 360
I wanna get him a Breezeblock
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Please don't stand up for Rush
That'll be like Tinky Winky
going to all the ladies toilets
(like mad, like mad, ho)
Don't read Zoo Weekly
Don't read Loaded

I wanna Rush you around
(Yes I will, yes I will)
I wanna Chevelle you around
(i'm The Red, you're The Red)

I wanna see you for Rush now
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wanna Rush you
Rush you
Rush you for granted

I wanna Rush you,
oh Rush you
oh Chevelle you
(hey, hey)

I wanna Sebadoh you around
Around, around
well, I will

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