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Song Parodies -> "They Are Cold"

Original Song Title:

"Here I Am"

Original Performer:

Mary J. Blige

Parody Song Title:

"They Are Cold"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the time when they are cold.
Ooh, oh, oh, oh

I've been praying for a sunny day
To come and make the snow away
But the skies are clear, and you're not here
And I, just can't find the snow to look
I want this bad but I'm afraid
'Cause people fall and raiming fade

And I've come to this ball a thousand times
In my low and out my cold
But they are cold being sick
Feels like I am going to be sick
Know I should move on by now
But they are cold being sick

Don't know how you make him cold like that
I'm in deep and there's a time to be cold
Can you see all everything is lower?
Feel like I'm looking towards the big snow
Having trouble breathing
'Cause I just can't be without you

I've come to this ball a thousand times
In my low and out my cold
But they are cold being sick
Feels like I am going to be sick
Know I should move on by now
But they are cold being sick

Need you in my sick
It just don't feel right without you in life and I try
I just don't feel right
'Cause deep sick outside, all I want is you

And I've come to this ball a thousand times
In my low and out my cold
But they are cold being sick
Feels like I am going to be sick
Know I should move on by now
But they are cold being sick
Now they are cold today.

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