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Song Parodies -> "Kunoichi Swift"
Original Song Title:
"Heaven's Special Gift"
Original Performer:
Marsha Hubler (DGB)
Parody Song Title:
"Kunoichi Swift"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Onward into battle with SamuraiMaster ;-)
With her sharp Tanto she is swift,
Dripping with pride in blood,
Kunoichi in her Clan’s service
Killing those Samurai thugs
Routinely, she studies her art
Deceptive, yet strong,
She chooses methods carefully,
Powders, poisons, and weapons!
In combat, faster than the wind
Faster than her brothers-
Kunoichi, swift death so sweet
Brings the Samurai terror
Noble as Samurai can be
In combat they are not so swift
Kunoichi spills their guts
Her swirling blades are just that quick!
(one of her many tricks)
Dripping with pride in blood,
Kunoichi in her Clan’s service
Killing those Samurai thugs
Routinely, she studies her art
Deceptive, yet strong,
She chooses methods carefully,
Powders, poisons, and weapons!
In combat, faster than the wind
Faster than her brothers-
Kunoichi, swift death so sweet
Brings the Samurai terror
Noble as Samurai can be
In combat they are not so swift
Kunoichi spills their guts
Her swirling blades are just that quick!
(one of her many tricks)
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Another worthy entry into our small little trend we got going here. Actually, Susan's joined us with "The Streets of Old Edo."
We shall do battle again!!!
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