Biden is the country’s True friend, parody of "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

Don Trump is glad to tell the big lie
But he lost we disagree
But we preferred a man who’s fair
and elected him in 2020

He won’t sue you for libel or monetize the bible
Biden is the country’s true friend
And He may stutter
But he won’t grab your pussy, he’s no a cad
He’s nice and like your dad

We’ve been told that Joe’s grown old
But he’s not the one wearing Depends
Not sleepy, soft-spoken
Dark Brandon’s awoken
Biden is this country’s true friend

Buttigieg
Harris
Janet Yellen, Lloyd Austin
Talk to me, Anthony Blinken, tell me all about it

There may come a time
when Donald needs a lawyer
But Biden is this country’s true friend
There may come a time
when a billionaire employer
Bankrupts once or twice
Can’t pay the price and that’s his vice

Don’s your guy when stocks are high
But his contracts are only pretend
The moment he must pay he decides to delay
Biden is the country’s true friend

And since the weather is getting hotter than ever
Biden is the planet’s true friend
Earth is warming and he won’t lie whatsoever
He’s the better man
And he loves Milwalkee, and Spokane

Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
Won’t humiliate us overseas
Biden
Biden
I don’t mean the Donald
But Biden is the country’s true…true friend