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Song Parodies -> "Underage Strippers Are Never Good"
Original Song Title:
"Over The River And Through The Woods"
Original Performer:
Lydia Maria Child
Parody Song Title:
"Underage Strippers Are Never Good"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
This Thanksgiving I'm Thankful For.................
Underage strippers are never good
In southern cathouse no go
A source of this lay, and you'll have to pay
Go delight young and gifted ho? No!
Underage strippers are never good
No plow, The sinned does grow
No flings with hoes!
Put on your clothes!
As a high-pitch sound bellows
Underage strippers are never good
Once get to first base stay
Sure gals like to cling
To ding-a-ling
Her bra must stay on or pay-ay!
Underage strippers are never good
A blast if you're their age
Sure, oldies they'll pound
But if you're found
You'll be in cellblock eight-ight
Underage strippers are never good
Date's screwed if screw on date
I told you so, but hormones flow
You're getting hard, like slate
Underage strippers are never good
Now the southern cops I spy
"Well, babe it was fun, but got to run"
I really don't want to die!
"Well, babe it was fun, but got to run"
I Really Don't Want To Die!!!
In southern cathouse no go
A source of this lay, and you'll have to pay
Go delight young and gifted ho? No!
Underage strippers are never good
No plow, The sinned does grow
No flings with hoes!
Put on your clothes!
As a high-pitch sound bellows
Underage strippers are never good
Once get to first base stay
Sure gals like to cling
To ding-a-ling
Her bra must stay on or pay-ay!
Underage strippers are never good
A blast if you're their age
Sure, oldies they'll pound
But if you're found
You'll be in cellblock eight-ight
Underage strippers are never good
Date's screwed if screw on date
I told you so, but hormones flow
You're getting hard, like slate
Underage strippers are never good
Now the southern cops I spy
"Well, babe it was fun, but got to run"
I really don't want to die!
"Well, babe it was fun, but got to run"
I Really Don't Want To Die!!!
............ Not knowing one of these girls
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(snicker) Lovely.....er...parody. 5's
This is about young people working in a print shop, right?
fun twist on an ol' chestnut
Strip this one down to just 5s...
Don't you mean a paint shop, John? .....also could be a good theme for ABC's "To Catch A Predator " Show...555
L;OL awesome job! 555! Ever seen the movie Vacation where Chevy Chase singst he OS while hot and running in a stranded desert with his pants on his head?
ha, I'm glad you added the disclaimer "A blast if you're their age" because when I was thirteen, a thirteen year old stripper would have been just about perfect - funny stuff Matty - 555
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