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Song Parodies -> "Akuji the Heartless"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Davy Crockett ( Shortened Version)"

Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"Akuji the Heartless"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Got back one of my old PS-1 games...
Voodoo priest killed at his wedding
Also the warrior known as Akuji
His brother Orad did it, deceived
Wants to sacrifice Kesho for strange beliefs
Akuji, Akuji the Heartless, from Hell he will rescue her!

In the Underworld his anger grows
Pleas from soul of beloved Kesho
Must escape, spirit gates, strike some blows
Baron Samedi will then let him go
Akuji, Akuji the Heartless, warrior who knows no fear!

Through levels of Hell he moves along
Defeating demonic things because he is strong
Get revenge, re-right a wrong
Bring on the hordes! Bring it on! Bring it on!
Akuji, Akuji the Heartless, won't shed any tears!

Even the demons fear his name
Like a Tiger, a beast that's untamed
Will undo his family shame
Orad will die! Oh the pain! Oh the pain!
Akuji, Akuji the Heartless, overcomes all obstacles!

Collects the souls of his ancestors, waits
Fights the Wardens of each Spirit Gate
Gonna reverse his bad fate
Rescue Kesho and Orad- erase!
Akuji, Akuji the Heartless, anything for his mate!

Akuji, Akuji the Heartless, Death is just another frontier!

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