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Song Parodies -> "Smears Of The Spill O'"

Original Song Title:

"Tears On My Pillow"

Original Performer:

Little Anthony &the Imperials

Parody Song Title:

"Smears Of The Spill O'"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

A Lecteresque parody of Little Anthony and the Imperials’ 1958 hit, “Tears On My Pillow”
“Smears from the spill o’”

You must remember me
For I dismembered you
And then devour’d you head-to-toe
And savored ev’ry chew!

(Of) Smears from the spill o’
Your veins and your heart
Sawed in two!

If I could start anew
I’d eat again each corpse I ate
But, dear, I’d swear it’s you
I’d most like to re-masticate

(The) Smears from the spill o’
Your veins and your heart
Sawed in two!

I loved your body, Fred, it
Moved me to employ
A fav’rite stir-fry recipe
With fava beans and soy.

If I could start anew
I’d eat again each corpse I ate
But, dear, I’d swear it’s you
I’d most like to re-masticate

(The) Smears from the spill o’
Your veins and your heart
Sawed in two!

WHOA-OH-oh-oh-OH-oh-oh-OH-oh-oh (fade out)
Hannibal's words to Dr. Chilton were the latter one of the 5 people he met in heaven .. or wherever?

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alvin - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked "re-masticate"...fun stuff
John Barry - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I hear he liked Imperial rolls.

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