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Song Parodies -> "Smears On My Pillow"
Original Song Title:
"Tears On My Pillow"
Original Performer:
Little Anthony And The Imperials
Parody Song Title:
"Smears On My Pillow"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
You don't care much for me
I have the hots for you
Deal with it secretly
Not much else I can do
Smears on my pillow
Stain on my sheets
Caused by you, ooh,
If we could rendezvous
I wouldn't hesitate
I'd rather be with you
Than be with "Mr. Bait"
Smears on my pillow
Stain on my sheets
Caused by you, ooh-ooh-ooh
Making love's ecstatic
Making love's a joy
I don't have the one I love
Just artificial toy
If you and I were two
I swear I'd treat you great
I'd always be on time
I'd never Jack you late [1]
Smears on my pillow
Stain on my sheets
Caused by you, ooh-ooh-ooh
[1] Make of this line what you will. (Try saying it quickly.)
I have the hots for you
Deal with it secretly
Not much else I can do
Smears on my pillow
Stain on my sheets
Caused by you, ooh,
If we could rendezvous
I wouldn't hesitate
I'd rather be with you
Than be with "Mr. Bait"
Smears on my pillow
Stain on my sheets
Caused by you, ooh-ooh-ooh
Making love's ecstatic
Making love's a joy
I don't have the one I love
Just artificial toy
If you and I were two
I swear I'd treat you great
I'd always be on time
I'd never Jack you late [1]
Smears on my pillow
Stain on my sheets
Caused by you, ooh-ooh-ooh
[1] Make of this line what you will. (Try saying it quickly.)
© 2007 Tommy Turtle.
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You know Master Bait, too? Nice guy!!!
heartfelt...well, SOMETHING felt, anyway
There's hopeless romantics, and then there's just plain hopeless. And then there's me for Catherine. And then there's Stuart for Angelina. And then there's YOU. That's five, isn't it?
Smears for tears. Sticky 5s!
Gotta hand it to ya' for this one...five fingers
Biography of the young Mr. Clinton? 555
Would I be right in assuming that you've not had the joy of Busted over on that side of the Atlantic? It's just I've done a "Crashed the Wedding"/"Washed the Bedding" parody that reads a bit like a sequel to this one ;-)
You got me laughin on this one
This song wanks right up there!!
Matthias, unfortunately... seems we both do... thanks.
alvin rhodes, Michael Pacholek, Yoidy, AFW, Rex, Ann Hammond, PMS (lol!), thanks.
Phil Alexander: Correct that I DK "Busted", but I DK most current groups... Take these advance Fives on that title switch alone (lol!), and looking forward to the parody.
alvin rhodes, Michael Pacholek, Yoidy, AFW, Rex, Ann Hammond, PMS (lol!), thanks.
Phil Alexander: Correct that I DK "Busted", but I DK most current groups... Take these advance Fives on that title switch alone (lol!), and looking forward to the parody.
Oh. My. God. I am DYING, Tommy. Absolutely brilliant innuendo/punnery! Oh, and I do know this OS, but only because it was the dance scene in Grease. Oh well.
Yep. It was about what I was afraid it was gonna be about... :-P
Cat, thanks :D. ... I tried to post a response yesterday (along with a couple of songs), but everything from my end seems to have gotten lost in cyberspace. Anyway, one of your songs gave me an idea a while back, and now that you're here again, it should post next day or two.
Meriadoc: (lol) thanks :)
Meriadoc: (lol) thanks :)
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