Song Parodies -> "The Scouting Couple of Louisiana"

Original Song Title:

"The Poor People of Paris"

Original Performer:

"The Scouting Couple of Louisiana"

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The Lyrics

Here is the song about George & Germaine Briant, who was the scouting couple of the state of Louisiana, who had enjoyed the rare 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast.

Just got back from the state of Louisiana
All they do is watch and sleep
All they've got there is watching
What a tragedy
George & Germaine has Carole
Every people in a scouts
The scouting couple of Louisiana

I feel sorry for the scouts
Every scout has an elephant
Every couple's got a view
Looking shamelessly
Night and day they're seeing Bud Collyer
While they're making love in the state
The scouting couple of Louisiana

Elephants and Carole from the set
Make a true Beat the Clock show
Wine is all he'll ever watch
And it worries me
For with kines as cheap as film
Oh, it makes the kinescopes destroyed
The scouting couple of Louisiana

George met a girl named Carole
Had the scoutiest affair
And the day they make scouts
He watched it
Carole was there to watch the show
But he brought his new girl, Roxanne
The scouting couple of Louisiana

So don't go to Louisiana
Not unless you like to dance
Not unless you want romance
Like those poor inhabitants of Louisiana

Thanks to George & Germaine Briant, and Carole, who had enjoyed this song and also was the greatest moment in television, human, song, amIright and world history ever.

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