My God, we've all had plenty of 2020, let's stop.
This year was so chaotic, what with Joe Exotic and WAP.
We've had our smiles taper with no toilet paper around.
We saw those hornets. Scary! And we watched Prince Harry step down.

Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, can't go
Can't look at a show
That industry has seen its all-time-low.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap, it's grand
just holding your hand.
Just kidding, can't do that either. Life is extremely bland!

This year of horrid leading, U.K. seceding, and gloom.
This year of mass infection and of poor connection on Zoom.
This year when Trump was grouchy as he and Fauci had spats.
This year was very jarring, watching T-Swift starring in Cats.

There's a birthday party that was really off-the-walls
full of party hats and cake but also aerosols.
They were singing some birthday songs real loud and all their masks were off.
Guess what happened when birthday boy let out a cough... Cough cough cough!

And the children logged online to learn their ABCs
where they watched their teachers very often lag and freeze.
But the little girls saw Kamala Harris chosen as VP.
Just give it 8 years and we'll show them President AOC!

This year has finally ended, it's such a splendid new scene.
We all are so much wiser and we've now got a Pfizer vaccine.
Let's get this new year going and we'll be glowing with fun.
Thank every medic hero as we start two-zero-two-one.