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Song Parodies -> "Break Something"

Original Song Title:

"Say Something"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Break Something"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You know what always makes me feel better? BREAKIN' SHIT!
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-yeah

You've been takin' this breakup hard, in a sorry state
And I don't think another card will help you escape
But I've come here to offer somethin' to distract your brain
Some wholesome-ass destruction, burn the pain away

I think it'll help you, oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-yeah
You can't help thinkin' 'bout it, let's move that thinkin' from it
Ooh-oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-yeah
B-B-B-Break somethin', break somethin', smash away sad feelin's

Oh, there's nothin' like a "crunch" to re-smile a face
Suck the gloom out of your heart with a spot of rage
Oh, so just, just join me for a spell 'cause I know a place, eh-eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh-eh-eh
Where they lend you a sledgehammer to just go insane

I know it'll help you, oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-yeah
Sucks to be thinkin' 'bout it, so let's move thinkin' from it
Ooh-oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-yeah
B-B-B-Break somethin', break somethin', straight destroy sad feelin's

You wanna stop bein' a mess?
Then please believe this is a step
Destruction's not a nasty end
It creates breathin' room and then
An honest spot to grow again
So leave with me and let's smash shit

If y'all don't wanna, it's a gift (oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-yeah)
That's easily postponed, no trick
I wouldn't book a session in (oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-yeah)
If "Please, no" speeches can be said (break somethin' (break), break somethin' (break), break somethin')
But what's on offer is sweetened (oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-yeah)
A real good deal this is, listen (break somethin'):
That utter bastard of a prick (oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-yeah)
Who squeezed your sweet heart into bits (break somethin', break somethin', break somethin')?
His mug's slapped on where it can fit
No need for fees, he can't sue shit
I spot a spark in your eyes flick
Let's leave quickly and smash some shit

Sometimes, the greatest way to say somethin' is to say nothin' at all

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