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Song Parodies -> "An RFK Jr. Tale"
Original Song Title:
"A Whale of a Tale"
Original Performer:
Kirk Douglas
Parody Song Title:
"An RFK Jr. Tale"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
About RFK, mark II
Used to run for prez, now he’s backing Trump
A whale of a tale, and it’s no lie
He’s one eccentric guy
There was Brain Worm Brian
They met over Third World raw pork
I’m not lyin’
You should watch what goes on your fork
Though he says that
It hasn’t slowed him down
Blow me down and pick me up
He’s now in MAGA town
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
About RFK, mark II
Used to run for prez, now he’s backing Trump
A whale of a tale, and it’s no lie
He’s one eccentric guy
There was Dead Bear Lucy
Saw her roadkilled, thought of fryin’
Said, “how juicy!”
But she started putrefyin’
So he had to
Plan something else he’d like
Left her corpse in Central Park
And blamed it on a bike
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
About RFK, mark II
Tried to run for prez, now he’s backing Trump
A whale of a tale, he hates vaccines
Prefers his strange cuisines
There was Beached Whale Lothair
He’d just washed up by the water
Bobby drove there
Bringing with him his young daughter
Then he cut off
And tied up Lothair’s head
(Tied up Lothair’s head)
Whale juice dripping everywhere
The smell’s best left unsaid
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
About RFK, mark II
Tried to run for prez, now he’s backing Trump
A whale of a tale, and it’s no lie
He’s one eccentric guy
About RFK, mark II
Used to run for prez, now he’s backing Trump
A whale of a tale, and it’s no lie
He’s one eccentric guy
There was Brain Worm Brian
They met over Third World raw pork
I’m not lyin’
You should watch what goes on your fork
Though he says that
It hasn’t slowed him down
Blow me down and pick me up
He’s now in MAGA town
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
About RFK, mark II
Used to run for prez, now he’s backing Trump
A whale of a tale, and it’s no lie
He’s one eccentric guy
There was Dead Bear Lucy
Saw her roadkilled, thought of fryin’
Said, “how juicy!”
But she started putrefyin’
So he had to
Plan something else he’d like
Left her corpse in Central Park
And blamed it on a bike
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
About RFK, mark II
Tried to run for prez, now he’s backing Trump
A whale of a tale, he hates vaccines
Prefers his strange cuisines
There was Beached Whale Lothair
He’d just washed up by the water
Bobby drove there
Bringing with him his young daughter
Then he cut off
And tied up Lothair’s head
(Tied up Lothair’s head)
Whale juice dripping everywhere
The smell’s best left unsaid
Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads
About RFK, mark II
Tried to run for prez, now he’s backing Trump
A whale of a tale, and it’s no lie
He’s one eccentric guy
“Lothair” is a Germanic medieval name. Calling a whale that might sound strange, but then again I couldn’t find anything else that rhymes with “drove there”.
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