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Song Parodies -> "We Are Cold"

Original Song Title:

"We Broke Up"

Original Performer:

Kelsea Ballerini

Parody Song Title:

"We Are Cold"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the time when they are colder than ever.
We met, we sick, we look in
There was nothin' to complicate
God, we were really colder
Almost made it all the way

But we didn't, and it is what it is, okay?
No use in making up time for the snow
When it's over, it's over, it's over

I could take a big might in the details
I could hide, I could help 'til I throw up
Take a mask, bigger mask on, old mask tie
But it's as simple as "We are cold"
I could call my friends and masked about it
Write a seven-minute time, but for what?
Tale as old as time, I don't gotta make it cold around it
It's as simple as "We are cold"

And it is what it is, okay?
When it's over, it's over, it's over
No use, I know you

We both make the reindeers
We'd both have one pointin' gift
Yeah, we could let the "Christmas" linger
But, baby, what's the good in that?

'Cause there isn't, and it is what it is, okay?
Uh-huh
No use in making time for the snow
When it's over, it's over, it's over

I could take a big might in the details
I could hide, I could help 'til I throw up
Take a mask, bigger mask on, old mask tie
But it's as simple as "We are cold"
I could call my friends and masked about it
Write a seven-minute time, but for what?
Tale as old as time, I don't gotta make it cold around it
It's as simple as "We are cold"

And it is what it is, okay?
When it's over, it's over, it's over (We broke up)
No use in making time for the cold (No use, I know you)

I could take a big might in the details
I could hide, I could help 'til I throw up
Take a mask, bigger mask on, old mask tie
But it's as simple as "We are cold"
I could call my friends and masked about it
Another boy getting a mask in a blue sky
Tale as old as time, I don't gotta make it cold around it
It's as simple as "We are cold"

And it is what it is, okay?
When it's over, it's over, it's over (We broke up)
No use in making time for the snow
When it's over, it's over, it's over

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