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Song Parodies -> "Cod Dress A Merry Car"
Original Song Title:
"God Bless America"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kate Smith
Parody Song Title:
"Cod Dress A Merry Car"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Click here to read The Turtle's parody of "God Bless America" that inspired this similar effort of my own."Hone" is a synonym for "whetstone". "Tome" is a synonym for "book".
Cod dress a merry car!
Land that tide of,
Stanley's fryers --
And gliders --
Through the fight with the right thunder-glove!
From the Mao tins,
To the fairy's,
Tooth erosion's
White-less chrome!
Cod dress a merry car!
My gnomes eat scones!
Cod dress a merry car!
My hone's wheat tome!
Land that tide of,
Stanley's fryers --
And gliders --
Through the fight with the right thunder-glove!
From the Mao tins,
To the fairy's,
Tooth erosion's
White-less chrome!
Cod dress a merry car!
My gnomes eat scones!
Cod dress a merry car!
My hone's wheat tome!
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Izent thiss thee ohridgenal saunguh, Jawhknee? Eye doan geddett...Budd gibbun yue fybbe's ennywhey...
Ultra tricky and clever...Fabulous job 5's
JD - You and Pat must be holdovers from "Question Mark and the Mysterians". Well done, I think. Must analyze.
odd mess...but hardy-har...5s
The visual of scone eating gnomes is too much...loved it Johnny. High 5's
15 homophones, especially for "Mao tins."
After reading your last one, I am consumed with Freudian worry of why my name is really in this.... ;-)
Thanks Paul & AFW & Guy & Alvin & Dee & JB & Merry!
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