Shit
Can you fight this bout for me?
Go on, fight this bout for me

Normally I fight dudes when they're in my face, I'll throw some blows
But right now I just don't have the energy, zero buzz
But a switch in a pinch will help me bounce back
I'd tell you his weaker points, there's no time for that
Your invitation has been cleared
You want a say in it? Your choice is "tough shit"
I can't take the damage upon my body
Must pass the pain to somebody's shoulders, are you ready?
Time for you to pay the price for standin' closer, ho-oh-oh-oh-oh, ho-oh

Time to fight this bout for me
You can fight this bout for me
More than a punchin' bag for this dude right here despite
His big advantage in weight and height
Just fight this bout for me
You can fight this bout for me

It's a bit much
Thin as a weed, wind yourself with just a punch
A pretty big risk that your nose
Will soon be comparable to mush
But it won't end up fatal, don't be cynical
You've got my promise now, can't act all quizzical
Sorry, must pee, won't get euphemistical
But I'll be right back

For now, fight this bout for me, yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee
You can fight this bout for me, hey, hey, hey, hey
Not this dude's punchin' bag, though it really does look like 9Hey)
He'll end up with 25 to life (ooh-whoa-oh)
Just fight this bout for me (oh-ooh-ooh-whoa-ooh-ooh-whoa-oh)
You can fight this bout for me (oh-ooh-ooh-whoa-ooh-ooh-whoa)