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DeLay and his gang took over this town
Their agenda is shrill, but they want the crown
In Florida, Dubya's vote's on the bubble
Tom DeLay sent goons there to stir up trouble

Say no! Say no! Say no! Say no!
To this muckety-muck-muck (muckety-muck-muck)
G.O.P., G.O.P. (G.O.P., G.O.P.)
Woo, woo, woo, woo (woo, woo, woo, woo)
Yeah, they planned it in advance
They won't take a chance
They went to stir up trouble

We hate Dubya and Cheney
Who plan to despoil
The last pristine wilderness
All for Big Oil
These knuckleheads, whose profits will double
Said okay to the goons who stirred up trouble

Say no! Say no! Say no! Say no!
To this muckety-muck-muck (muckety-muck-muck)
Mini-Me, Mini-Me (Mini-Me, Mini-Me)
No nice guy (No nice guy)
Yeah, they planned it in advance
They won't take a chance
They went to stir up trouble

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Tom DeLay and his pals would all like to see
Gore votes get slashed by the State G.O.P.
To Miami-Dade, were sent on the double
To stop the vote count dead by stirring up trouble

Say no! Say no! Say no! Say no!
To this muckety-muck-muck (muckety-muck-muck)
Play to the crowd! (Play to the crowd!)
Tough! Tough! (Tough! Tough!)
Yeah, they planned it in advance
They won't take a chance
They went to stir up trouble

They went to stir up trouble
(What's that you said?)
They went to stir up trouble
(That's what I thought you said)
They went to stir up trouble

Yeah, they planned it in advance
They won't take a chance
They went to stir up trouble

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