Yes, yes,
There was a dance contest
A marathon promoted in our town
Prize, prize,
A thousand dollar prize
I grabbed my wife, we entered,
But, I found...

I Couldn't Dance All Night
I Couldn't Dance All Night
My feet cried out, "No more!"
I couldn't spread my wings
And do a thousand things,
Just reached six eighty four..
And I sure know what made it so exciting
When I gave up, we had an awful fight
When it was half past three
I said, that's it for me..
I Couldn't Dance, Dance, Dance, all night !

I Couldn't Dance All Night
No way, no chance I might,
So, I walked off the floor
I couldn't spread my wings,
It's hard to spread those things,
I said, "You spread, You Whore !"
She kicked my part,
Her ass, I started biting..
They called the cops, a trip downtown, our plight..
Both in a cell, we was
And it was all because,
I Couldn't Dance, Dance, Dance, All Night !

I Couldn't Dance, Dance, Dance, All Night !