Nude people poses,
And boys I have bitten,
I never won metals,
And he still hasn?t written,
I await the door,
To see what the mail carrier brings

Guys little bonies,
The whole kit and caboodle,
Doorbells an' sleigh bells,
An' a shitzu mixed with poodle,
Colorado Springs
These are the reasons I wish I had wings. . .


White girls undressin,
And hard-core psycho bashes,
An? poor white trashes
Over-used printers,
That makes little ?bings?,
These are the reasons I wish I had wings. . .

When the fish fights,
When the phone rings,
When I'm feelin' yo dad,
I simply remember these few stupid things,
And then I don't feel like a crab . . .

Poses....hmmm bitten...
metals.......written....
La dee da, la dee da,
La dee da, da,
These are the reasons I wish I had wings. . .

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feelin' sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And little by little my heavy heart sings . . .

And then I don't feel so bad . . .