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Song Parodies -> "My Debt Ramblings"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"My Debt Ramblings"
Parody Written by:
Laurence Dunne
The Lyrics
My irritated ramblings about people who think of debt as a right and paying back debt as optional
Minimum payments to stretch out my due dates
Major delay-ments when they send me more bait
Zero percent on your new purchasings
These are a few of my debt ramblings
Visa and MasterCard both love my stay-tus
All that I have left to give is my flatus
Tear up those offers of free airline miles
They are the reason my debt is in piles
"Pay off with equity out of your homestead"
That's the advice from my tax man so I said
"Why don't I tear my house down brick by brick
And sell it all off to the bank stick by stick!"
Buy a sports car
Build a wet bar
Add a room or more
And if you can't pay it all off the first month,
We'll charge you for evermore!
Yes, "I deserved it" and yes, "I have earned it"
But then my statement arrived and I burned it
Hope they don't cut social security
'Cause that will mean no retirement for me
And when I finally cannot afford it
bankruptcy options to me are afforded
Ten years from now when my credit is clear
I will start up where I left off, my dear!
Cap your teeth, Bob,
Get a boob job,
fly a MiG away
and if you can't pay it all off, it's OK
The FED also works that way!!!
Major delay-ments when they send me more bait
Zero percent on your new purchasings
These are a few of my debt ramblings
Visa and MasterCard both love my stay-tus
All that I have left to give is my flatus
Tear up those offers of free airline miles
They are the reason my debt is in piles
"Pay off with equity out of your homestead"
That's the advice from my tax man so I said
"Why don't I tear my house down brick by brick
And sell it all off to the bank stick by stick!"
Buy a sports car
Build a wet bar
Add a room or more
And if you can't pay it all off the first month,
We'll charge you for evermore!
Yes, "I deserved it" and yes, "I have earned it"
But then my statement arrived and I burned it
Hope they don't cut social security
'Cause that will mean no retirement for me
And when I finally cannot afford it
bankruptcy options to me are afforded
Ten years from now when my credit is clear
I will start up where I left off, my dear!
Cap your teeth, Bob,
Get a boob job,
fly a MiG away
and if you can't pay it all off, it's OK
The FED also works that way!!!
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Outstanding parody, Laurence. I think "Congress" might have been a little better fit in your last line, but "The Fed" makes for a good conclusion as well.
I agree with John, great stuff here. I like the FED in there so it includes other members of the government. Can't blame it ALL on Congress...who comes up with these budgets? =)
here's a few more 5's, to delay bankruptcy
IOU 5-5-5
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