I have got a gripe,
My sexual type's
Hard to find,
Unshaved's my kind, oh:

I'm just wild about hairy
Takes hairy to horny me
That curly pube glisten,
Is now-days missin'
Butt..what I really love to see..

A full grown patch some think randy,
Is how her honey bun must be
Cuz' I'm just wild about hairy
To see it, makes me shout
Can't perform without
Love that fuzz about she..

Oh, I'm just wild about hairy
Crotched natural, thick and free
Yes, I'm just wild about hairy,
Want Hair-ees piled about me..
My mind reminices of sweet misses,
And how their bods used to be..

I knew a girl named Mindy,
She was as fuzzy as a bee
Oh, I'm just wild about hairy.
Cut that shavin' out
At your pubic spout
Leave it bushy for me..