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Song Parodies -> "Have Ourselves A Tom And Jerry Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"Have Ourselves A Tom And Jerry Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
(Let's) Have ourselves a Tom and Jerry Christmas
Mix a merry drink
From now on
Till all the booze is gone,
We'll clink
(We'll) Have ourselves a Tom and Jerry Christmas
Dip the big glass bowl
Chug and toast
Add brandy, rye, and rock n' roll
Here we are as in younger times
Slingin' slunger times of pour
In the bars, when last call there was
We'd drink all there was..
And more..
Someday soon they'll plant us 'neath a tombstone
Livers pickled dry..
What the heck..there is no better way to die
So, let's all have
A Tom and Jerry Christmas high
Let's all have a Tom and Jerry Christmas high
Mix a merry drink
From now on
Till all the booze is gone,
We'll clink
(We'll) Have ourselves a Tom and Jerry Christmas
Dip the big glass bowl
Chug and toast
Add brandy, rye, and rock n' roll
Here we are as in younger times
Slingin' slunger times of pour
In the bars, when last call there was
We'd drink all there was..
And more..
Someday soon they'll plant us 'neath a tombstone
Livers pickled dry..
What the heck..there is no better way to die
So, let's all have
A Tom and Jerry Christmas high
Let's all have a Tom and Jerry Christmas high
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I'll drink to that! ;D
A Tom and Jerry: an excellent holiday or cold-weather cocktail. Your parody: An excellent way to start my morning and a surefire way to add to your immense collection of 5s that you've racked up over your years here.
Funny stuff... but what exactly is it? A fine Kentucky blend of cats n' mice? ;)
~ MERRY CHRISTMAS ~ Sir ! y ~ FELIZ NAVIDAD ~, to EL SatyrMayor ! . . go easy on the "artery-blockling' eggNog, Sir L'AIR .
I'll just take a Shirley Temple, thanks. You, on the other hand, can have some 55.5% proof.
Nice ditty for a holiday rum drink, AFW! I would love to try it someday. I saw the recipe online and didn't look too hard to make. The only problem is that I'm on a tight spending budget. Merry Christmas! Toasting you 5's!
Cheers to you, sir.
Thanks, and Merry Christmas to OMR, Andria, TJC,(T&J is basically a variation on eggnog..which contains whipped eggs and brandy...)..and thanks, and MC to LCC..you're right, this egghead, blockhead, uses his head and noggin, and steers clean of eggnoggie..and thanks, and MC to Jonathan, Christie, and Timmy
And won, thanks for having mercy on me for my conservatism. You ain't William Tong and I ain't rob. To me, respect isn't just an Aretha Franklin song. Merry Christmas my friend! ;D
Cheers to you! And a very merry Christmas. :D
Thanks, OMR, re: respect isn't just an Aretha Franklin song...great line..should be on a plaque/ and thank you Fiddllelady...MC to you, also
Tom and Jerry, very merry 555.
a Christmas toast to ~ Thomas & Jerrimiah ~ ! !
Er, 'batter' up!
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