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Song Parodies -> "Jugs Bare After The Brain Slows"
Original Song Title:
"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"
Original Performer:
Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"Jugs Bare After The Brain Slows"
Parody Written by:
Leo Keough
The Lyrics
Jugs bare after the brain slows
J-cups fly
There's a strand so alluring bunched in the fullest thighs
Lugs stare after the pain goes
Guys are stewed
And the schemes that they're sharing seem to be misconstrued
Someday I'll walk into a bar
And gaze at pairs of mounds bizarre and shining
Where troubled milfs with melon props
High above their skinny spots
Are there and pining
Drugs shared after the strain shows
Rude words fly
Words die after the brain blows
I then know I must cry
If passing spittle lubes her pie till yonder stain grows
Why am I so dry?
J-cups fly
There's a strand so alluring bunched in the fullest thighs
Lugs stare after the pain goes
Guys are stewed
And the schemes that they're sharing seem to be misconstrued
Someday I'll walk into a bar
And gaze at pairs of mounds bizarre and shining
Where troubled milfs with melon props
High above their skinny spots
Are there and pining
Drugs shared after the strain shows
Rude words fly
Words die after the brain blows
I then know I must cry
If passing spittle lubes her pie till yonder stain grows
Why am I so dry?
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Exaggerations of kinky and sexy in a telegram-ish delivery...what more could us perverted readers desire?
Ah, a wistful longing song; how appropriate for the OS. Great rhymes throughout, Leo.
The breast parody of the day, Leo!!!
555 DD cups!
Great parody - especially liked the spittle line
just lovely leo...lol
I finally stopped laughing long enough to give you a high 5-5-5. Put that one in the treasure chest!
A garland for your fine effort.
Thanks all!!!
Please, Sir, give this poor Lady a break, sir !
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