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Song Parodies -> "You're Better Off Alone"
Original Song Title:
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
Original Performer:
Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"You're Better Off Alone"
Parody Written by:
Kid Spoof
The Lyrics
When you're hung on a girl
Keep your head, my friend
Don't say stupid things in the dark
Like, "I love you, let's wed"
If you do you're dead
A reverse Superman,
Like Kent Clark
Just hug and kiss
Make love till you drop,
But, don't buy that ring and moan
If she...says, "No"
Split, grope your own part
Have a Playboy by the phone..
Just call...phone sex
And grope your own part
Don't get hooked like those you've known
You're better off alone
Call up...phone sex
And grope your own part
Don't get stuck like those you've known
You're better off alone
Keep your head, my friend
Don't say stupid things in the dark
Like, "I love you, let's wed"
If you do you're dead
A reverse Superman,
Like Kent Clark
Just hug and kiss
Make love till you drop,
But, don't buy that ring and moan
If she...says, "No"
Split, grope your own part
Have a Playboy by the phone..
Just call...phone sex
And grope your own part
Don't get hooked like those you've known
You're better off alone
Call up...phone sex
And grope your own part
Don't get stuck like those you've known
You're better off alone
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