Dear Mr. Gable,
I am writing this to you
At San Quentin,
Where they sentenced you to go
You're lower than a zero..
And to think you were my hero,
When I used to watch you at the picture show
I never thought you be the beast you were
I write this for closure, you should know..

You Made Me Love You,
You said you were real horny,
And started gettin' orn'ry..
You Made Me Love You,
Attacked me like an ape-ist
Then, turned into a rapist..

Just pulled me in your Limo
And warned, "Don't bawl !"
You said, you'd hurt me,
If, for some help, I'd call..

You made me say things,
I didn't want to tell ya..
And worse I had to smell ya...
You forced my love, that's true,
Yes, it's true, you know it's true..

There's no way that it was...sex, consential
That night that you lube-jobbed..my little..differential..
You know You Made Me Love You !

(Recitation)

So, there, Mister Gable, you got just what you deserved! Prob'ly grabbed a lotta' girls and forced them the same way.
I just hope that where they put you, you're gettin' punished !
And to think I adored you, when I went to see you in, "It Happened One Night" It was the first time I ever saw you, and I thought you seemed like the nicest fella' in the movies!
Well, what a naive dumb assed broad I turned out to be, Huh?
And now, that film's title sort of says it all, doesn't it? You're
certainly nothin' like that 'Gentle as a Lamb' natural acting guy, I saw on the screen..And now when I think about watching you in that picture with Joan Crawford, where some of the scenes made me cry a little, 'cause you loved her and couldn't have her..Ha! that's a laugh..You prob'aly had her several times, and well, maybe she consented..I remember one time, I saw you making a personal appearance at a theatre. I was standin' there, just as you got out of that same Limo you raped me in..you almost knocked me down, then...and who would know that later, you would try to knock me up?
You looked right at me, and smiled..Now, that I think of it, I guess it was more of a leer..Yeah, you leered right at me, and had your evil sexual sights set from that moment on!..and to think I cried all the way home, for the wrong reasons...When I should've been cryin' for what was going to happen in the future! And oh, yeah, I'll never forget you Mister Nasty Clark Gable! You're one bad actor!

(Singing)

Let's see, now what happens, you made my world stop..
Good lessons might be learned when some con corns your crop!
Sweet revenge !
You Made Me Love You !

You know You Made Me Love You...