Song Parodies -> "Some Wear.."

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"

Original Performer:

"Some Wear.."

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Some Wear Nike and Reeboks
Brands, high class
I wear Walmart and plain socks
Wife calls me old cheap ass..

Some Wear Dockers, Old Navy
Styled, top job
I wear stains from the gravy,
I'm just a fashion slob..

I have no big names on my hem,
Like Wranglers, Levis, Carhartt, Members
Only..
My wardrobe's straight from Ebay mails,
Salvation Army, garage sales,
Or what friends loan me..

Some Wear duds marked Adidas
Priced sky high
If like Sports Stars they'd treat us,
Then maybe so would I..

If big endorsements they'd drop by
To reimburse me,
Maybe... so.. would..I

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Royce Miller - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

great idea and fun

Billy Boyd - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL! OMG...I know someone exactly like that. Super funny AFW...all fives.

Johnny D - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Absolutely brilliant, and well-written.

Rick C - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Super, AFW....555

alvin rhodes - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

i can SO relate...great job...5s

Dumb Ass Kid - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

While we're on the subject, my entire wardrobe is made of three brands: Nike, Reebok and Adidas. No cheapies for me. I'm upper class. £555

AFW - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for votes and comments..

Little Lion - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Fantastic!

Susanna Viljanen - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment

If you are a techno-geek and don't mind dressing badly, you basically can get your whole garderobe for free by visiting various tech fairs and looting any of those campaign apparel various companies give free for advertisment. It is a bit more difficult for us pooter chicks - so far I haven't gotten yet decent leggingses, jeans or skirts - but apparently not impossible. A winter gear worth of 555 euros is a good investment if you get it for free.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Dunlop Volleys: the epitome of elite dereliction. 555

Storm the Albatross - March 21, 2020 - Report this comment

Dumb Ass Kid. Well Laddy Dah for you little Mr Snooty pease tell us how you never get dirty

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