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Song Parodies -> "Epigram for the Limited Extended Edition"
Original Song Title:
"Epigram for the Rings of Power"
Original Performer:
JRR Tolkein
Parody Song Title:
"Epigram for the Limited Extended Edition"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
They're releasing an extended edition LOTR on Blu-Ray - containing a massive fifteen discs. Hold on a sec.. a 15-disc box-set? Shurely there should be 20?
Three Films on Blu-ray under the sky
Seven for the special features on the DVD
Nine for the Director's Cut (don't ask why)
One for the index of what's on the other nineteen
In the Limited Extended Edition where the Shadows lie.
One Set contains them all, in One Set you'll queue them,
One Set you'll bring them all and in the darkness view them
In the Limited Extended Edition where the Shadows lie
Seven for the special features on the DVD
Nine for the Director's Cut (don't ask why)
One for the index of what's on the other nineteen
In the Limited Extended Edition where the Shadows lie.
One Set contains them all, in One Set you'll queue them,
One Set you'll bring them all and in the darkness view them
In the Limited Extended Edition where the Shadows lie
..added the above as a comment on that TheRegister article, and it's my most-thumbed-up one so far :-)
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Phil - I love this! Special features of the new box set include (1) close-captioning in Elvish, Dwarvish, and The Black Speech, (2) frree samples of lembas, (3) additional music composed by Tom Bombadil and (4) a preview of the upcoming film "Galdalf: The Early Years". In a word, this collection is "Precious!". ;D
Hey Phil, funny stuff. Especially liked 'and in the darkness view them'. How've you been?
And it will be mine... my own... my prrrecioussss....
Loved this, Phil :)
:-) Thanks.
I've been good, thanks, Glen :-)
OMR - love the idea of Elvish captions.. and the rest, come to think of it
Adam- I'll say it's "prrreciousss" - any odds it'll be over £100 once released over here
I've been good, thanks, Glen :-)
OMR - love the idea of Elvish captions.. and the rest, come to think of it
Adam- I'll say it's "prrreciousss" - any odds it'll be over £100 once released over here
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