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Song Parodies -> "Treats"
Original Song Title:
"Trees"
Original Performer:
Joyce Kilmer
Parody Song Title:
"Treats"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I think that I shall never eat
a lusciouser than gorged s’mores treat!
A treat where hungry mouths are pressed
a moment before sweet ingest.
A treat that’s cooked not like soufflé.
Oh, leaves of spinach—go away!
A treat that’s mostly sugar fare. . .
bird’s nest dessert—beyond compare!
When a Bundt cake I have attained,
I’ll slake till not a crumb remains.
Pomes and like fruits are not as neat
as sweet treats to eat—can’t be beat!
a lusciouser than gorged s’mores treat!
A treat where hungry mouths are pressed
a moment before sweet ingest.
A treat that’s cooked not like soufflé.
Oh, leaves of spinach—go away!
A treat that’s mostly sugar fare. . .
bird’s nest dessert—beyond compare!
When a Bundt cake I have attained,
I’ll slake till not a crumb remains.
Pomes and like fruits are not as neat
as sweet treats to eat—can’t be beat!
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