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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Time"

Original Song Title:

"Whiskey Weak"

Original Performer:

Jordan Davis

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Time"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about the Christmas holiday.
Christmas time

Used to be
A candy, a few two-for-ones
Would get her real candy snack time
In no time
I'd be on my way to moving on

Some snowmen you get over fast
When they leave it's done
But yours ain't like that at all
This Santa
Ain't turning out the way I want

'Cause you ain't gettin' gone

Ain't nothin' working like they sleigh bells
This ain't lookin' good
All these Santa Claus
Ain't doing what they should
She stole the lights out the neon
Got me running up these bells
Made every bells out the jukebox
Sound nothing but sad
Made my trees feel like bigger
My friends feel like Christmas
Her "Goodbye" ruined everything
Her leaving even made the Christmas time

Hey, Santa
You might wanna check
Them our chips on the gift
'Cause I ain't feeling nothin' yet
And I should be well on my way
Three gift to the wind
But I'm still finding her and I'm three doubles in

Ain't nothin' working like it did before
This ain't lookin' good
All these Christmas gifts
Ain't doing what they should
She stole the lights out the neon
Got me running up these gifts
Made every gift out the jukebox
Sound nothing but sad
Made my snow feel like raining
My friends feel like strangers
Her "Goodbye" ruined everything
Her leaving even made the Christmas time

And if her memory ain't gonna drown
Then our reindeer's gonna be a long way down

Ain't nothin' working like it did before
This ain't lookin' good
These Santa Claus
Ain't doing what they should
She stole the lights out the neon
Got me running up these tabs
Made every kid out the jukebox
Sound nothing but sad
Made my snow feel like razors
My friends feel like strangers
Her "Goodbye" ruined everything
Her leaving even made the Christmas time

Her leaving even made the Christmas time

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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