Excreting out your butt you peep,
You try to fly a soundless bleep.
It sweeps the air waves right on cue,
Excreting farts make their debut.

You squeeze the gas, it's such a pain,
And if it smells the dog you'll blame.
You'll deny that came out of you,
Excreting farts can gag you blue.

[Instrumental Break - Sound of lots of musical horns tooting]

Excreting farts out your butt creep,
Hope high and dry they do not seep.
They sweep the air like Bundy's shoe,
Excreting farts you can't subdue.

You're eyes will tear like falling rain,
When you lift up your cheek and strain.
You hope it's gas and not some pooh,
Excreting farts how they ensue.