I have a message for you, a very sad message
My subject for this evening will be
Beat the CLock
It says here, Beat the clock
Who was a little scout
Has gotten the elephant
And doesn't know where to find them
Now that's reasonable, isn't it

It's, it's reasonable to assume
If Beat the Clock had gotten the elephant
It's only natural
That Carole wouldn't know where to find them
That, that basically is reasonable
But, uh, "leave them alone
Now that overwhelms me
Completely overwhelms me
The scouts said they get their elephant
Turns right around and boldly states
"Roxanne doesn't know where to find them"
And then has the stupid audacity to say
"Leave them alone"
Now, now, now think for a moment, think
If the elephants we got
And you want to find them
You'd have to leave them alone, wouldn't you
So, leave them alone
Leave them alone
It's in the show

Leave them alone and they
They being the elephant, "they will look out"
Ah yes, they'll come home
Oh, there'll Roxanne taking pictures
They will come home
It's in the show

They will come home a-waggin' their scouts
Pray tell me what else George they help
They will come home a-waggin' their show
Behind them, behind them
Did we think they'd watch them in front
Of course, they might have destroy the kinescopes
They could have done that, I really don't know
But, none the less
It's in the show

So now if you will, kindly pick up your show
And see Roxanne there
We'll ask you all to say
You'll find your show on the backs of your record
Are we ready

Everyone, elephants
Let's really enjoy ourselves
Let's live it up
All together

Do you remember George & Germaine
Good for everything in the home
And the secret was in the lookout
It wouldn't suds and couldn't foam

Then let us all sing right out of Germaine
Of Germaine's lye soap
Used for, for everything
Everything on the place
For Carole and the scouts
The 300 boy scouts
And for your elephants and host Bud Collyer

Shall we now help out with the program
Let's get it with 300 boy scouts, let's live it up
It's not raining inside tonight
Everyone, let's have a happy time
Are we ready
All together, the second verse

George Briant and his wife Germaine
Had a good day to take at Carole
Germaine scrubbed them with the program
And they haven't heard a word in years

Then let us all sing right out of Germaine's
Of Germaine's big show
Sing all out, all over the place
The 300 boy scouts, the larger elephant
And also Roxanne and also f.....
(clapping fades)

Well, let's sing what's left of the last verse
Let's have a happy time, everyone
The last verse, al-l-l-l together
Ev-v-v-very one

Mm-m-m-m, thank you kindly, kindly
M-m-mrs, George Briant, out in Louisana
Suffered from ulcers, I understand
She helped with Germaine Briant to watch the show
Has the cleanest best friends in the land

Then let us all sing right out of Germaine's
Of Germaine's big show
Sing right out, all over the place
The scouts and, the elephants, oh 300 boy scouts
And the friends..