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Song Parodies -> "I Ride The Pines"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk The Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"I Ride The Pines"
Parody Written by:
Rocky Mak
The Lyrics
This is an unlucky basketball team in strife. There are so many ways they are forced to be on the bench.
[Guard, Captain]
I keep the scores low and my team in line
I keep my feet flat, then take the shots I find
But then you draw the fouls every time you climb
Because you're lying
I ride the pines
(Sigh)
[Center]
I find that big fat center too good to be true
I'm getting bumped, and always getting bruised
Yes, I'll admit: I'm far too small for you
You're on the line
I ride the pines
(Cough)
[Brock]
Because I'm short, and I am very light
I'm getting screened out every single night
I did get fouls, though I am only walking by
Because you're lying
I ride the pines
[Coach to the referee]
You got a way to rub my team offside
You made some calls for flaws that I can't find
Now all my players really scratch to wonder why
Because you're lying
They ride the pines
[Guard, Captain]
I keep the scores low and my team in line
I keep my feet flat, then take the shots I find
But then you draw the fouls every time you climb
Because you're lying
I ride the pines
I keep the scores low and my team in line
I keep my feet flat, then take the shots I find
But then you draw the fouls every time you climb
Because you're lying
I ride the pines
(Sigh)
[Center]
I find that big fat center too good to be true
I'm getting bumped, and always getting bruised
Yes, I'll admit: I'm far too small for you
You're on the line
I ride the pines
(Cough)
[Brock]
Because I'm short, and I am very light
I'm getting screened out every single night
I did get fouls, though I am only walking by
Because you're lying
I ride the pines
[Coach to the referee]
You got a way to rub my team offside
You made some calls for flaws that I can't find
Now all my players really scratch to wonder why
Because you're lying
They ride the pines
[Guard, Captain]
I keep the scores low and my team in line
I keep my feet flat, then take the shots I find
But then you draw the fouls every time you climb
Because you're lying
I ride the pines
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Sir, be very careful of the 'needles & pineCones" . . . while riding the pines! And their branches crack very easily, too!
LOL, it is only an expression in sports that means being on the bench. Too bad that I'm a tenor, I can't sing the lowest verse.
Apparently, it's 'pine'. Singular, not plural.
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