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Song Parodies -> "Dubya and Chaney"
Original Song Title:
"Jack and Diane"
Original Performer:
John Mellencamp
Parody Song Title:
"Dubya and Chaney"
Parody Written by:
Necrotoxen666
The Lyrics
A little ditty about Dubya and Chaney
Two American guys screwing up
Our great homeland.
Dubya's going to be a shining star
In the eyes of his dad Sr. Bush, he sure has gone far.
He was licked by his dog
After he choked on a pretzel
Chaney was lying on his bed
Call the ambulance please
Dubya said, yeah Chaney
Don't you dare die on me,
We still got a couple years left
To kill the economy.
They said,
Oh yeah , drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
Oh Yeah
They said, drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
Dubya sits back, flexes his muscles a moment.
Scratches his head, like a good chimpanzee
Well, damn Chaney we ought to bomb a whole city.
Chaney says Bush your brain is missing some thing.
They said,
Oh yeah , drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
Oh Yeah
They said, drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
So let's go to Iraq
Let's roll.
Let's bomb the whole place
And take their Souls.
Hold on to 16 guns in your hand.
Because he coming really soon,
He's the world's dumbest man
They said,
Oh yeah , drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
Oh Yeah
They said, drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
A little ditty about Dubya and Chaney
Two American guys screwing up
Our great homeland.
Two American guys screwing up
Our great homeland.
Dubya's going to be a shining star
In the eyes of his dad Sr. Bush, he sure has gone far.
He was licked by his dog
After he choked on a pretzel
Chaney was lying on his bed
Call the ambulance please
Dubya said, yeah Chaney
Don't you dare die on me,
We still got a couple years left
To kill the economy.
They said,
Oh yeah , drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
Oh Yeah
They said, drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
Dubya sits back, flexes his muscles a moment.
Scratches his head, like a good chimpanzee
Well, damn Chaney we ought to bomb a whole city.
Chaney says Bush your brain is missing some thing.
They said,
Oh yeah , drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
Oh Yeah
They said, drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
So let's go to Iraq
Let's roll.
Let's bomb the whole place
And take their Souls.
Hold on to 16 guns in your hand.
Because he coming really soon,
He's the world's dumbest man
They said,
Oh yeah , drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
Oh Yeah
They said, drop the bomb
Take the easy way out, you dumb Texan bum
A little ditty about Dubya and Chaney
Two American guys screwing up
Our great homeland.
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