well she's a darn good wife, and it's kinda funny
how her hair is sweet, and her lips have honey
but her chest is just like skin and bone,
I suggested silicone,
so we looked around, at the fluid balls,
of the silicone, some big, some small,
and the silicone that I like the best,
built my baby's chest,

oh silicone, won't you see my baby?
bagged silicone, over bone
now she's got the hair, and she makes me moan
it's fun to make it, shake it, silicone,
oh silicone, won't you see my baby?
bagged silicone, over bone
it's a darn good life when you got a wife with silicone

and the doc said I could make her D's
but I begged her for some triple EEE's
and the silicone for a compromise
hung the most bit to her thighs
and we waited four weeks till the scars would heal
and I tried them out see how they'd feel
so I took em out, when we got home,
oh my! silicone!!

oh silicone, won't you see my baby?
bagged silicone, over bone
now she's got the hair, and she makes me moan
it's fun to make it, shake it, silicone,
oh silicone, won't you see my baby?
bagged silicone, over bone
it's a darn good life when you got a wife with silicone

and now with two, I want a third,
she said it's the dubmest thing she's heard
but the silicone in my baby's bod
makes me scream Oh God,
so we asked about a trilogy,
and for a nipple-ectomy
and we put that nipple on her heart
now the third's the middle part,

oh silicone, won't you see my baby?
bagged silicone, over bone
now she's got the hair, and she makes me moan
it's fun to make it, shake it, silicone,
oh silicone, won't you see my baby?
bagged silicone, over bone
it's a darn good life when you got a wife with silicone