Truck Stoppin' Man

I stopped at a truck stop for a pork chop
some apple pie and a trip out to the can
with my weak bladder I sure hate long hauling,
that is why they call me Truck Stoppin' Man.

Chorus:
So waitress don't you bring me any coffee,
regular or decaf they should ban.
Honey, don't you bring me any liquids,
cause I'm the guy called Truck Stoppin' Man.

I can turn my rig in downtown Boston
while backing up and turning on a dime,
with Jimmy Hoffa's picture on my dash board,
but I can't pass a rest room without cryin'.

Now when I die and drive my rig up yonder,
I sure hope they got a truckers' can,
And St. Peter has the toll gate open,
and waves through this Truck Stoppin' Man.