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Song Parodies -> "Disney Chanel"
Original Song Title:
"Margaritaville"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimmy Buffett
Parody Song Title:
"Disney Chanel"
Parody Written by:
Chris Melton
The Lyrics
This is about their bad shows.
Flipping through cable, watching it real late, stopped on the Disney channel 'cuz I'm bored.
Seein some teen freak, fighting a pixie. Is he a dragon? I'm not sure.
Watching the crud again on Disney channel, seeing the actors be annoying.
Some people say that their shows are gay, and I know (dee-dee-dee-dee-duh) they sure are.
Don't know if even the show will make it one season, nothing is sure but I wish for less toons.
But its really cruddy, Lizzie McGuire and American Dragon :Jake Long too
Watching the crud again on Disney Channel, Seeing the kids be annoying.
Some people say that there's no plots today, and I know that they could be right.
(break) They sell-out their actors, put them in music, blow on a trumpet the rest of their lives.
But theres dummies in the boardroom, and soon they will render a CGI show that's worse
then heck.
Watchin the crud again on Disney Channel, Seeing the kids be annoying.
Some people say that they don't think today, and I know it's their own fault. Yes, and some
people say that they don't think today, and I know that their shows really suck.
Seein some teen freak, fighting a pixie. Is he a dragon? I'm not sure.
Watching the crud again on Disney channel, seeing the actors be annoying.
Some people say that their shows are gay, and I know (dee-dee-dee-dee-duh) they sure are.
Don't know if even the show will make it one season, nothing is sure but I wish for less toons.
But its really cruddy, Lizzie McGuire and American Dragon :Jake Long too
Watching the crud again on Disney Channel, Seeing the kids be annoying.
Some people say that there's no plots today, and I know that they could be right.
(break) They sell-out their actors, put them in music, blow on a trumpet the rest of their lives.
But theres dummies in the boardroom, and soon they will render a CGI show that's worse
then heck.
Watchin the crud again on Disney Channel, Seeing the kids be annoying.
Some people say that they don't think today, and I know it's their own fault. Yes, and some
people say that they don't think today, and I know that their shows really suck.
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I agree with you I don't like today's Disney Channel, I like the way The Disney Channel used to be when it was targeted at families instead of preteens and when they showed stuff like Going Home specials or shows about theme parks like Inside Out, or making of specials, or segments like Joke Time and Lucy In The Library. and I also miss it when they showed Non Disney movies on the network and It was so strange that even Raffi was on The Disney Channel I used to like his music until I was 7 years old but the only Raffi albums I like are Bananaphone, Evergreen Everblue, Raffi Radio, and Raffi On Broadway. I also miss the shows like Welcome To Pooh Corner, Dumbo's Circus, Under The Umbrella Tree, The Secret Life Of Toys, Adventures In Wonderland, Kids Incorporated, Mickey's Mouse Tracks, Donald's Quack Attack, and many others. also do you remember any of these : Lunch Box Music Box DTV
I agree with you, I don't like today's Disney Channel, I liked it when it was sophisticated and targeted at families instead of preteens, and little kids. also do you remember the special magazine The Disney Channel used to publish from 1983 to 1997? I have a couple of them and the last one I got was a full lot covering the full year of 1993. It was so strange that one of the issues had an article about Raffi. he's okay but Barney is worse.
I just want to clear something "American Dragon: Jake Long" is a new show that started Jan. 21'st. It is about this teen boy who has the ability to turn into a dragon. I think the show sux!!!!!!! and is killing Disney slowly but surely. It's like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meets magical creatures(because dragons, like turtles are reptiles and there's superpowers and magic creatures).
(Hey, nice attitude, bob). Anyway, total agreement in your song, Chris. How old are you? I'm guessing you are the demographic that Disney tries to sell to, and it's cool to see you don't give a toot about their mediocre entertainment. Seems like all cable networks start out cool, then they reformat themselves into populist crud later (same goes for AMC, A&E, Bravo, Nickelodeon, etc.). Unsolicited tip: parodies work better when they match the pacing of the song, which you missed in a couple lines. Take up the challenge to write more than 2 verses, too, next time. Nice work, anyhow.
it was coiol love. janel
american dragon is the BEST show ever.
amen to that mitchell
I did spill over a little in two palaces but other tan that its good
While I an a fanatic of anime, I TOTALLY agree with you. The new Disney sucks! I freakin' hate it! *happy sigh* Just gives me more reason to watch Adult Swim. WOOT! Great parody though! 10! p.s.-Lizzie Mcguire is one of the suckiest pieces of crap ever! Seriously, It makes poop look good.
I agree with you Chris Melton,and Lee Rasiel I don't like today's Disney Channel, I like the way The Disney Channel used to be when it was targeted at families instead of preteens, the Disney Chanel games are also lame, and to tell you the truth, just becuse you can put a top rated Disney Chanel star hedlining a movie does not make a better movie then the rest, It still SUCKS, good acting or not!! Oh, and Chris I do remember The Secret Life Of Toys, and loved it and miss it!!
F*** you Disney hater, I am sick and tired of all the criticism disney gets there's days. Like the last time my friend drew gay pictures of Aemrican Dragon wearing speedos and posing as a male stripper in s.1 dragon form. That's just like doing the same to the flintstones, only it makes....sense. I don't like criticism, but yet, go off saying what youw ant, this is Amemrica anyway, but don't come crying to me when you get boooed of the stage.
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