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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Someone Beating Tiger Woods"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Someone Beating Tiger Woods"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

With the way things are going, who couldn't beat Woods lately? He haven't been the same since the incident, do you think this is it for Woods?
I saw someone beating Tiger Woods

Beat him at the 18th hole last night

His driving just got deep

For strangers who couldn't sleep;

He knows he's being trapped

In the golf bunker man it's deep

So, I saw some owning Tiger's Woods

All the way outside to get some light;

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If the fans had only seen

Someone beating Tiger Woods last night
He should take cue from A-Rod, I mean his marriage ended practically the same way and was revealed to have been juicing, slightly worsening his reputation not to mention Selena Roberts trying to twist the knife like what she did to the lacrosse players. Not to mention the hip injury which led to surgery as well. In the end he came around and won his first championship ring. Woods should ask for some advice, especially if he couldn't beat Mickelson...

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 10

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Andria - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
As someone who hates Tiger Woods, I approve of this parody. Unfortunately the pacing was mediocre and the execution wasn't too good. 3-5-2.

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