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Song Parodies -> "Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears?"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears?"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
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Why's Madonna kissing Britney Spears
Onstage at the video awards?
I swear it isn't fake
I did a double take
I guess she won't be getting back with Justin Timberlake
And
Now Madonna's kissing Chris-tina
Aguilera right below the nose!
Has it been so many years
Since the girls were Mouseketeers?
And now they're just Madonna's
Ho ho ho's!
Onstage at the video awards?
I swear it isn't fake
I did a double take
I guess she won't be getting back with Justin Timberlake
And
Now Madonna's kissing Chris-tina
Aguilera right below the nose!
Has it been so many years
Since the girls were Mouseketeers?
And now they're just Madonna's
Ho ho ho's!
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Goodness! What next (don't tell me)?
Great stuff as usual. Keep that holiday spirit comin'.
Good stuff, was hoping it would be longer, but you'd need a longer song for that =)
You never fail to amaze me. I swear, every time I see a new parody of yours, righ tbefore I click on it, I say "this CAN'T be better than their last one." But somehow, it always is... I don't know how you do it!
Madonna will do anything for publicity. Nice call Spaff. Ho Ho Ho!
Excellent
Why does Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie do anything she does? For attention. Twitney and Xtina have learned all the wrong lessons from her. And Christina's got no excuse, because she can actually sing (sometimes). Oh yeah, I'm supposed to say how good this parody is: Very, very, very!
Thanks, Pat & C4P & Wild & Billy & Michaelopedia. Leebie: Your comment made my day - but now I have to come up with a way not to disappoint you in the future. Yikes. Jeff: One of the dilemmas faced by parodists throughout the millennia is "How do I best parody a brief work? Do I pad it out with extra material? Or do I just keep it short and sweet? I have opted for the latter because, well, it's less work. But lest you think I'm copping out with short parodies just to bring me closer to the elusive #25, I submit this in my defense:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/starson45wannabeatles0.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/starson45wannabeatles0.shtml
priceless!
"And now they're just Madonna's ho ho ho's!" Great stuff Spaff!!!
I thought it was cool bacause I would alway like to have sex with another girl oh yah
Mikey & FuNkY: Belated thanks.
mandy: me too oh yah
mandy: me too oh yah
Wow. u must have some kind of special touch to parody writing because i've been reading your stuff (the ones i know anyway) and they're extroardinary! needless to say all 5s
Thanx, Saider. I hear it was Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra doing the kissing this time around. Clearly I need to watch more TV.
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