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Song Parodies -> "Deli Land"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon A Star"
Original Performer:
Jiminey Cricket in Pinnochio
Parody Song Title:
"Deli Land"
Parody Written by:
David Chrenko
The Lyrics
When a craving's born,
A burger wouldn't do.
Drive down to Deli Land,
Where dinner dreams come true . . .
Kreplach, Kugel, Baklavah - We are freeway close by car.
How's by you? - Come as you are - to Deli Land.
Have some fresh Gefilte Fish - Or a Brisket, if you wish.
Glatt Kosher, should you desire, at Deli Land.
Nice glass ice tea with a twist - plus an 'ot Potato Knish,
And a Corned Beef you'll enjoy at Deli Land.
Chicken Soup with Motsah Balls - 'Ot Pastrami, fat trimmed off.
All kinds food we know you'll love at Deli Land.
Noodle Pudding wouldn't hurt - Just save room for your desert.
Give a good substantial burp at Deli Land.
Kosher Dogs and Sauerkraut - Dine inside or order out.
You'll come back without a doubt to Deli Land.
A burger wouldn't do.
Drive down to Deli Land,
Where dinner dreams come true . . .
Kreplach, Kugel, Baklavah - We are freeway close by car.
How's by you? - Come as you are - to Deli Land.
Have some fresh Gefilte Fish - Or a Brisket, if you wish.
Glatt Kosher, should you desire, at Deli Land.
Nice glass ice tea with a twist - plus an 'ot Potato Knish,
And a Corned Beef you'll enjoy at Deli Land.
Chicken Soup with Motsah Balls - 'Ot Pastrami, fat trimmed off.
All kinds food we know you'll love at Deli Land.
Noodle Pudding wouldn't hurt - Just save room for your desert.
Give a good substantial burp at Deli Land.
Kosher Dogs and Sauerkraut - Dine inside or order out.
You'll come back without a doubt to Deli Land.
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Good menu! :D 5's
That's funny. you don't sound Jewish.
This sucks, and I don't mean Janet Reno's dance moves sucks, I mean Arnold's resume for governer sucks.
I thought I was decent. I love the deli, food and your spoof.
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