lmao..this made my morning...this would make a great video with clips from the movie..especially liked the "mine mine mine"...beautiful job on this one, arwen

I say, touche. Too many good lines, but your 'spacious' rhymes and "If they see a Ring, say it’s “Mine, mine, mine, mine" stood out for me. You're an amazing parody writer, and it's excellent to see some LOTR from your time-honed skills. Thanks for giving me an 'Oh, wow. it's been five years since I joined the site and we were writing this stuff' moment.

Lol, a followup to "From The Shire" to the tune of "I'm On Fire?" Glad you made it into this round! I like the mine line also, and "I like em small" made me laugh because I have a dirty mind.

555...I could just hear Jerry Lee belting this one out!!!

Great Job, Arwen!!! 5's allllllll the wayyyyy!

"A small package can be good indeed!" "I like em small" "Oh so short, but I don’t complain"... Are you trying to tell us something Arwen. lol. Loved it girl, and a great take on a culture that would be the farthest thing from my mind.

It made me crack up all the way. Perfect 5s for you!

I loved it too. Excellent subsitutions all around. Here's another perfect 5-5-5...keep up the good work! =)

Alvin...happy to do what I can to make your morning a little brighter. =) Thanks!

2nzy...Five years? Seriously? Whoa. Five and a half, really...and I didn't realize, until today, that you and I showed up around here within just a couple weeks of one another. I always thought you'd been around a lot longer than me. Not sure why. ??? ANYWAY...I'm glad you liked it...thanks for your continued support/friendship/etc. Let's see where the next five years goes, huh?

Jeffy...you're supposed to have a dirty mind...you're a guy, right? (And...it just means that we think alike...; )...)

Leo...=) Thanks!!

Mark...thank you very much!

Matty...take it for what you will, sir...that's all that I will say. =)

Joe...glad to hear it! Thanks!

Serafina...somehow I missed you before...we must have been posting at the same time. Thanks so much!

i left u a message at brewsters "up on the panel" GOODBYE

And who left out the RANCH DRESSing, please stop B T easing

(Ages) Who'd a thunk it? We made those guys from the Shire sound sweet and romantic. Ahhh... 5-5-5!

(Ages2) Interesting take on the topic, Arwen. Makes me wanna watch the films again. 555 for you!

It's funny and well written, I just wish the OS was longer because it didn't let you develop the idea fully. . .:( Still--you maximized what you had.

Loved it Arwen.
I'm a fan of your Hobbit Habit
"spacious,flirtatious,gracious,salacious" as subs for the OS stood out for me.
Super...(Arwen)

Still like...see above!

God Arwen, you raise the bar a couple atmospheric levels whenever I read your stuff (to the dismay, I'm sure, of all them Brandybucks and Proudfeet and Hottentots and which whom). Too many good lines to mention. Actually, there's one exception: "I like 'em small"?!? :-D

hehe & Michael...I'm pretty sure your comments go along with the comment that someone posted under my name that have since been deleted. So basically...I don't get them. But if you think it was ME who left the ranch dressing out, you've got another thing coming. There wasn't any left over to leave out. I cleaned that stuff off!

Melanie...=) Thanks...glad you liked it!

BPC...if anything I do makes people want to watch the films again, I consider the day a success. People should always been watching those films. Seriously. Now I want to go watch the films again.

Dave...at first I was totally bummed by how short the OS was...but then, considering how short my subject matter was...I thought it worked out just fine. ; ) Thanks!

Invisible Boy...hehehe...my Hobbit Habit. Aren't you a clever one.

Jeff...I am always glad when people still like my stuff when they re-visit. Sometimes I fear that they'll come back and say "What the crap was I thinking?? This sucks. Can I reverse my 5 votes? I feel like vomiting." Much like my reaction when I re-visited my favorite childhood horror film, "The Lady in White."

Emi...oh YOU. Seriously...you are a darling girl and full of flattery, but my talent doesn't even compare to yours. I love that you love me, though. It matters. =) Thanks!