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Song Parodies -> "Fatter Nation"
Original Song Title:
"Fascination"
Original Performer:
Jane Morgan
Parody Song Title:
"Fatter Nation"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
We're a fatter nation--peso
Nettos are flying way, way off of the charts.
Too big for our pants. Jig? Too big to dance.
Bodies taxed with transfats make us heavy-hearted.
We're a fatter nation; we grow.
Beefing up, we groan as guts slope from above.
Pudgy stubs on hands like plumped franks on barbecue.
Fatter nation. . .junk-food love.
[repeat second verse]
Nettos are flying way, way off of the charts.
Too big for our pants. Jig? Too big to dance.
Bodies taxed with transfats make us heavy-hearted.
We're a fatter nation; we grow.
Beefing up, we groan as guts slope from above.
Pudgy stubs on hands like plumped franks on barbecue.
Fatter nation. . .junk-food love.
[repeat second verse]
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Pudgy stubs on hands like plumped franks on barbecue...lol..5s
So true....fat fives
Good one, but the verses go 1, 2, then back to 1. :) Still, good.
'Scuse me while I go microwave my McDonald's grease-breakfast.
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