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Song Parodies -> "Has Anybody Seen My Avril?"
Original Song Title:
"Has Anybody Seen My Gal?"
Original Performer:
Jack Mahoney
Parody Song Title:
"Has Anybody Seen My Avril?"
Parody Written by:
elleXimus
The Lyrics
Avril Lavigne is my favorite singer. I'm a musician and this is a song I wrote for fun. Look for me in the future!
INTRO
She's got long, straight hair
Brown and beautiful
What you think of her - she don't care
She's not anybody's fool
Her pretty, blue eyes
Are sure to mesmerize
Yeah, she's pretty short
But she can beat up any whore
CHORUS
Five foot two
Eyes of blue
She sings a song called "I'm With You"
Has anybody seen my Avril?
MIDDLE
She never friggin' said
That she was a punk
If you say shit in her face
You're sure to get a punch
She's gotta remember
To stay true to herself
If you think she's a poser
You can go screw yourself
REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE
She's an awesome person
I love who she is
She's hotter than the sun
I'd love to give her a kiss
She's a hopeless romantic
Who wants to fall deeply in love
She loves to perform
It's what she's always dreamt of
REPEAT CHORUS 2X
She's got long, straight hair
Brown and beautiful
What you think of her - she don't care
She's not anybody's fool
Her pretty, blue eyes
Are sure to mesmerize
Yeah, she's pretty short
But she can beat up any whore
CHORUS
Five foot two
Eyes of blue
She sings a song called "I'm With You"
Has anybody seen my Avril?
MIDDLE
She never friggin' said
That she was a punk
If you say shit in her face
You're sure to get a punch
She's gotta remember
To stay true to herself
If you think she's a poser
You can go screw yourself
REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE
She's an awesome person
I love who she is
She's hotter than the sun
I'd love to give her a kiss
She's a hopeless romantic
Who wants to fall deeply in love
She loves to perform
It's what she's always dreamt of
REPEAT CHORUS 2X
Don't use my song!
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hon, no one wants to steal your song. dont you worry.
this is the best parody i've ever read!! you're gonna be so famous one day!!
uhmm... yea i wrote that and its old and i want all this deleted... hmm
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