If you don’t share his worldview,
he just might bid you “Adieu!”
And so, you had better share
beliefs of him with short hair.

If you should get him choler’d,
you might be more than collared.
It could be your time.
Be quiet as a mime!

Now, if your view
appears to him to be askew,
could be tough shit—
Putin orders hits.

He don’t want a single stray vote.
“Cross” him and then away they tote
such misfits.
Putin orders hits.

Fed up with those who say he ain’t super,
he’s a freedom-movements party pooper,
doom-’em trouper!

In a fix are contra fellas;
they’ll get nixed by dacha fella
with bared tits.
Putin orders hits.

If you show that you are anti-Vladie,
he will at first label you a “baddie” —
then a gat spree.

A gun has a way of stopping
you, or else he’s poison-shopping.
In his “writs,”
Putin orders hits