This autocrat parvenu
knows how to use a thumbscrew.
He sports extremely short hair,
unlike him with bouffant there.
Vlad’s an S&M scholar,
keeps charge in a dog collar.
If the charge should whine,
Vlad will keep him in line.

Ain’t dressed in blue,
this studs-and-black-leather-clad crew.
They are scratchin’ each other’s itch…
Putin and his bitch.

As in “Pulp Fiction” when they tote
out The Gimp, who has a stayed throat
on a hitch,
groomed as duo’s bitch.

Dressed up in leather and chains that stoop him…
with The Gimp, Putin’s charge you would group him—
Rooshin’s groomed ’im.

On a leash, this doggie fella;
when he speaks…a proxy fella—
parrot’s pitch…
puppet is the bitch.

Tips his hat to the man who’s his “daddy,”
because he is just a servile laddie
and Vlad’s caddy.

Vlad’s the Svengali who’s propping
up The Don, who’s donned a cock ring
he can’t ditch.
Putin clamps his bitch.