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Song Parodies -> "Putin’s Floppy Tits"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' on the Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Putin’s Floppy Tits"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Have you seen his hella buttes?
Not hills, but his buxom beauts. . .
showing quite a furrow there,
not a single strand of hair
“No shirt with starched high collar!”
guy demands with high choler.
Nips bigger than dimes
on jugs bigger than limes.

A vivid view:
it’s quite a show: those jiggling two;
way up they blow like steroid zits: Putin’s floppy tits.
For this sight he’s put away coats.
With delight, says Put’ “Away coats!!”
Shirts?! The pits!
Putin’s floppy tits.


Dressed up with no shirt to show his boobers
as white as freshly peeled Polish tubers—
no, not Cuba’s!
Breasts-boast gent, that knockers fella;
estrogen his knockers-sweller?
Fill cupped mitts,
Putin’s floppy tits.

Tit for tat is not what makes him happy—
he just takes it all—victims feel crappy.
No bra straps, he.

With great flair he’s simply doffing
his chest ware—show in the offing.
No shirt fits
Putin’s floppy tits.

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Janet - October 14, 2015 - Report this comment
That's what you're concerned with? Putin's man boobs? How about Ukraine and Syria? Not funny.
Patrick - October 14, 2015 - Report this comment
At least Obama has the decency to keep his shirt on in public.
Vlad - October 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Chill out, Janet. In case you haven't noticed, this is a parody site. Even I found this funny and I have no F'ing sense of humor.
Rob Arndt - October 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Truly a bizarre take on Putin, but 555! Putin is old, but is reportedly in great shape doing gym work-outs on TV, wrestling bears, horseback riding, fencing, etc...
Phil Alexander - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
:D

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