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Song Parodies -> "Lawsuits for Lejeune"
Original Song Title:
"An Evening in June"
Original Performer:
Irving Aaronson and his Commanders
Parody Song Title:
"Lawsuits for Lejeune"
Parody Written by:
Every Law Firm in America
The Lyrics
Do we really need to explain the story behind this?
Lawsuits for Lejeune,
They’re shown across the nation; these
Lawsuits for Lejeune,
We give you inspiration for our thrill,
You pay all your bills,
Give us some dough, still;
Morning, night and noon!
Lawsuits for Lejeune,
From '53 to '88,
Lawsuits for Lejeune,
We want cases; whichever date, we'll use,
Please don’t get confused,
You'll tell them the truth,
At a court real soon!
Blatant ambulance chasing,
We need your call,
So we won’t fall,
TV ads you are facing,
They’re on the air,
Oh, what can compare?
With lawsuits for Lejeune,
How patiently we’ve waited for
Lawsuits for Lejeune,
A Justice Act created just for two
Lawyers who want you,
We'll chase you real soon,
Lawsuits for Lejeune!
They’re shown across the nation; these
Lawsuits for Lejeune,
We give you inspiration for our thrill,
You pay all your bills,
Give us some dough, still;
Morning, night and noon!
Lawsuits for Lejeune,
From '53 to '88,
Lawsuits for Lejeune,
We want cases; whichever date, we'll use,
Please don’t get confused,
You'll tell them the truth,
At a court real soon!
Blatant ambulance chasing,
We need your call,
So we won’t fall,
TV ads you are facing,
They’re on the air,
Oh, what can compare?
With lawsuits for Lejeune,
How patiently we’ve waited for
Lawsuits for Lejeune,
A Justice Act created just for two
Lawyers who want you,
We'll chase you real soon,
Lawsuits for Lejeune!
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Now, if I could only place myself at Camp Lejeune with a gallon of Paraquat and a chaplain with roving fingers. I'd douse myself with talcum powder and scratch my hernia mesh. Some lawyer could buy himself a mansion and a new Escalade for the garage. I might get enough to indulge in the 2 for $6 special at Arby's.
Seeing as how Marines and ex-Marines are one of the most tight knit communities in America, Im gonna go out on a limb and say every person who served there had heard rumours of these cancer spikes years before the first ads came out. And the VA doctors serving these people would certainly have been made aware of these problems. So what is the point of these "advisory" ads continuing on and on. Are they trying to reach that one last ex Marine who decided to chuck civilization and commune with wolves?
OK, WE GET IT!! .. There was BAD WATER at Camp LEJEUNE!!! I heard you the THE FIRST TIME!! And the THOUSANDTH TIME!! .. I know all about it and I dont even have a TV!! Cause I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!
Greatest parody ever about ambulance chasing!!!
That’s for sure...
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