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Song Parodies -> "Zion-Nazi Song"
Original Song Title:
"Horst Wessel Song"
Original Performer:
Horst Wessel
Parody Song Title:
"Zion-Nazi Song"
Parody Written by:
Paul Smirnoff
The Lyrics
The song refers to israel against palestine & other arab countries but please,do not hear this song on holocaust survivors.
I
Flag high, ranks closed, from trenches to the fortress
As Zionists marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the Hamas and through Palestinians
march in spirit with us in our ranks.
The Highways cleared for Bloody Igrun battalions,
The Highways cleared for Mercilless Haganah Troopers.
Millions, full of hope, look up at the Star o'david;
The day breaks for freedom & for bread
For the last time the call will now be blown;
For the struggle now we all stand ready.
Soon will fly Jewish-flags over every Highway;
Arabs will last only a short time longer.
II
the voices of the dead Jewish battalions
Of those who fell that Israel might be great
Join in our song, for they still march in spirit with us
And urge us on to win the People's State!¹
We're of their blood, and spirit of their spirit,
Sprung from the² soil for whose dear sake they bled.
'Gainst vested Hamas, Arab Front, and massed ranks of Hizbollah
We lead the fight for freedom and for Bread!
The streets are still, the final struggle's ended;
Flushed with the fight we proudly hail the dawn!
See, over all the streets the David's banner waving –
Triumphant standards of a race reborn.
Flag high, ranks closed, from trenches to the fortress
As Zionists marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the Hamas and through Palestinians
march in spirit with us in our ranks.
The Highways cleared for Bloody Igrun battalions,
The Highways cleared for Mercilless Haganah Troopers.
Millions, full of hope, look up at the Star o'david;
The day breaks for freedom & for bread
For the last time the call will now be blown;
For the struggle now we all stand ready.
Soon will fly Jewish-flags over every Highway;
Arabs will last only a short time longer.
II
the voices of the dead Jewish battalions
Of those who fell that Israel might be great
Join in our song, for they still march in spirit with us
And urge us on to win the People's State!¹
We're of their blood, and spirit of their spirit,
Sprung from the² soil for whose dear sake they bled.
'Gainst vested Hamas, Arab Front, and massed ranks of Hizbollah
We lead the fight for freedom and for Bread!
The streets are still, the final struggle's ended;
Flushed with the fight we proudly hail the dawn!
See, over all the streets the David's banner waving –
Triumphant standards of a race reborn.
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This is not funny.
Someone should do an Yiddish version of this.
^ Or maybe a Hebrew version. No, seriously. This is not a funny subject at all, and not only is it Nazi-themed, but it is based on a song that I recall reading about being used as Nazi propaganda. I'm not Jewish, but regardless, it's still not funny. 5-1-1.
I didn't read it right, it refers to the Palestinian Muslims versus the Israeli Jews, but it still isn't a good idea to use a song linked to Hitler and the Nazis for a parody about strife in the Mideast (or anywhere) involving Jews. I'm not Jewish, but my higher power is a Jewish Carpenter from Nazareth.
A poor effort. Not singable, in a purely technical sense. A waste of time.
Nazi-ating would describe this best as it turns the stomach.
Catching up with this one a bit late. The first half was way off in the pacing. Much of the lyrical content does match the original. This melody can stir up trouble without any words at all.
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